I'm not good at saying the way that I feel Expressing emotions becomes an ordeal But you're something special Oh, so I guess I'll try I've read through some poems Like Annabelle Lee But it sounds like pizza Covered in cheese Some have come close But they never get it right I could say forever But that shit sounds crazy 'Cause I'm not a psychic Even if you date me There's things that just happen A chance that we'll lose it I won't be possessive I won't hold you to it Maybe I'm a skeptic Or maybe I'm realistic I can't take you out to the beach everyday Or fly you to China, Maui or Bombay But I'll make you coffee And I'll do your laundry too When you do your taxes I'll kiss on your cheek When life hands you lemons Just throw them at me It won't be a movie But maybe a scene or two I could say forever But that shit sounds crazy 'Cause I'm not a psychic Even if you date me There's things that just happen A chance that we'll lose it I won't be possessive I won't hold you to it Maybe I'm a skeptic Or maybe I'm realistic My parents are divorced There's a 50% chance That our love will just fail Guess it's out of my hands Fuck Hallmark and Pixar Fuck exaggeration Fuck every love song that came before this one I could say forever But that shit sounds crazy 'Cause I'm not a psychic I won't hold you to it Maybe I'm a skeptic Or maybe I'm realistic