I don't know why Dogs only live a fraction of your life And the basement gets scarier at night Why no one knows what happens when you die Or when we die? Wish I knew when To stop reading comments on the internet To sleep all day or get up out of bed When I need to suck it up and be a friend A better friend I don't know why 'Cause I don't know God But if I did I'd ask for her thoughts Buy her a beer Ask why I'm here Lately the weight of the world is a lot I don't know why 'Cause I don't know God ♪ I don't know God ♪ If we got to talk She'd tell me why my dad is such an ass Say it's for the story arc and then we'd laugh But in real life there is no explaining that He's just an ass She'd open up About how dinosaurs were all a big mistake So she spent her time and made us out of apes And the chicken came long before the egg Oh, and Eve was framed I don't know why 'Cause I don't know God But if I did I'd ask for her thoughts Buy her a beer Ask why I'm here Lately the weight of the world is a lot I don't know why 'Cause I don't know God ♪ I don't know God ♪ There are things that Google can't answer Why babies cry Why people get cancer I don't know why ♪ I don't know why 'Cause I don't know God But if I did I'd ask for her thoughts Buy her a beer Ask why I'm here Lately the weight of the world is a lot I don't know why 'Cause I don't know God ♪ I don't know God