I'm Private Lee detective you cansee me on the big bad screen I'm not clean, obscene, not anythingbut the baddest you've ever seen I'm a thorn in your side and a painin your hide and I'm mean For anyone who pays me I'll walk inand I'll screw up your scene Sometimes you'll find me in Milwaukee L. A. Detroit, D. C. or New York Even Boise, New Jersey orsomeplace in downtown Orleans There's a guy inside who's serving timehe had the nerve to try and cut me And another guy is holding upsuper highway No.23Make no mistake I'm no dreamer I'm a wheeler, a dealer, and a schemerpeepin' creepin' sneakin' Private Lee Sometimes you'll find me in Milwaukee L. A. Detroit, D. C. or New York Even Boise, New Jersey orsomeplace in downtown Orleans When you see me I might forgive youif you think that I always make my kills Private Lee he's not realhe only pays my rent in Beverly Hills I'm your super cop on TVdon't want nobody talk to me Just leave me be ...