Sorry to your next ex
For the bar that I set
I might've been too perfect
Put up with your bullshit
For a little bit too long
Now you're having trouble moving on
So go feed them
Whatever lies to get yourself through
Maybe look online, somebody will love you
But will they love like I used to?
I don't mean to
Be in your mind, I can't seem to get out
Must be all of the times I made you happier than you are now
Bet they won't get you high enough to get over me
They may be tall
But don't stack up to me
Sorry to your next ex
For the bar that I set
I might've been too perfect
Put up with your bullshit
For a little bit too long
Now you're having trouble moving on
So tell them I'm an asshole
Say that I was needy
I never made you laugh once
Whatever makes it easy
To find another perfect pawn
That's down to make up for your flaws
You're so see through
Posting your fun, I could really care less
'Cause you're still on the hunt for someone better than the best
I didn't mean to make a mess out of everything
Guess I'm too good
Not to make a mess of things
So sorry to your next ex
For the bar that I set
I even went into debt
For a honeymoon trip
And wasn't even twenty-one
Now I'm the one that's moving on
So tell them I'm an asshole
Say that I was greedy
I never got you off once
Whatever makes you happy
I'm sure you'll find a perfect pawn
And they'll be down to make up for your flaws
Good luck finding someone who
Can love you like I used to
Can't hurt me now that
I'm gone, I'm gone
I hope you find a guy to fill the void
'Cause you and me know you'll never last without a toy
So hello to the next ex
Hope you like a train wreck
Maybe she'll be different
I wouldn't quite expect it
But for your sake, I hope I'm wrong
'Cause maybe then I was the cause