Hey, you wanker, I'm the Filth Machine I like it rough, I don't play it clean But that's the way of Hell's Rock & Roll Exist only to sin, to heed the Master's call [Bridge:] Boozed up every night, bitches everywhere Sleeping through the day, I really don't care [Chorus:] I'm the Goddamn Filth Machine, I'm gonna get your bitch I'm the Goddamn Filth Machine, I'm gonna eat the rich I'm the Goddamn Filth Machine, always fuckin' drunk I'm the Goddamn Filth Machine, smelling like a skunk I have never worked a single day in my life I rather stay home and beat my wife I'm the bastard mother warned her about Not quite quiet, I scream and shout! [Bridge] [Chorus] I'm a total narcissist and fuckin' ugly too My socks are so filthy they could kill you I was born like this it's the way I've always been But I don't care 'cos I'm the Filth Machine [Bridge] [Chorus]