Diagnose myself with the internet
Minor aches and pains, death is imminent
I think this twitch in my eye might be permanent
You got a cure for it? I need a cure for it
I buy self-help books, and call it therapy
Found a quote that calm your anxiety
If you can find the time, read it back to me
Might be the one I need, might be the one I need
You should try a hypnotist
See a guru
Gotta do this new cleanse
That shit's voodoo
Maybe we're all just out of our minds
One step away from fine and dandy
Pills and candy
Gotta cut straight to the happy ending
Maybe we're all just out of our heads
Despite what the experts said
I'm only here to help
I just can't help myself
My kryptonite is comparison
But I take it every day like it's medicine
I wash it all down with the state I'm in
To keep it genuine, what was that again?
Journaling every day
Meditating
I've been waiting
Why am I not levitating?
Maybe we're all just out of minds
One step away from fine and dandy
Pills and candy
Gotta cut straight to the happy ending
Maybe we're all just out of our heads
Despite what the experts said
I'm only here to help
I just can't help myself, ooh yeah
Can't help myself
No secret, not a breakthrough
Sometimes, life's hard
That's all good too
But maybe we're all just out of minds
One step away from fine and dandy
Pills and candy
Gotta cut straight to the happy ending
Maybe we're all just out of our heads
Despite what the experts said
I'm only here to help
I just can't help myself
Help myself, help me baby, now-now
Send a little help my way
Help me baby, now-now
'Cause I, 'cause I can't help myself