I live a mid-age
And something has me really turning red
I toss 'em then I turn inside this bed, oh yea
Yea I said it
I'm unsatisfied
With all the Romeos and their goodbyes
Then see ya laters and complete the lies
That's why I sigh
It's not just me I talk about
Outrageous all the way
All the money in the women's world will never make him change
Gonna drop the yellow pages
Finally then she had a thrill
To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
You see, I've got it planned
I'm coming back as a man
I'm gonna wear blue
And find a pair of flat black leather shoes
But shine more than a diamond, mine could do
And add something new
Like wear a cologne
That says you are the man I'm gonna own
And whispers baby, will you take me home?
Va va va va va vum
I drop a hint and then my keys
And then I cast a net
To catch someone who's even searchin, night he won't forget
Gonna drop the yellow pages
Finally then she had a thrill
To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
You see, I've got it planned
I'm coming back as a man
I'll hide behind the Errol Flynn moustache
Remove that false impression to make sure the feeling lasts
Call me the equalizer for the girls
And tell me baby, tell me where it hurts
Gonna drop the yellow pages
Finally then she had a thrill
To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
You see, I've got it planned
I'm coming back as a man