I'm not impressed I'm not impressed with you woman I'm not impressed with you woman, no Oh woman I'm not impressed Can't get no rest with you woman Feeling so stressed with you woman Kinda depressed with you woman, oh no Oh woman I'm not impressed I'm not impressed with your throw back thighs I'm not impressed with your big screen eyes I'm not impressed with your two-tone curls I'm not impressed with your tilt-a-whirls Oh no, no, no I must confess I must confess to you woman I must confess to you woman, oh Oh woman I must confess That I'm a mess with you woman When I'm undressed with you woman Oh you put me to the test woman Don't you woman Oh woman I must confess I'm not impressed with your throw back thighs I'm not impressed with your big screen eyes I'm not impressed with your two-tone curls Don't want to ride upon your tilt-a-whirls I'm not impressed with your tattoos and your rings I'm not impressed with your scissors and your strings I'm not impressed with your poison and your pain You know it only goes so far with the pain, pain You see I wanted to be your martyr Oh I wanted to be your slave Oh you know I wanted to die On the cross for your sins So your soul would be saved Oh but if I don't ever make it Oh if I get blown astray It's just the wind and the waves Just keep pushing me away From the place I was yesterday From the place I was yesterday From the place I was yesterday