Here we are in the land of the superstar Big dreams and a job in a stripper's bar Come along don't worry who you really are 'Cuz nobody cares what you left behind Start a band and get a house in the hills Find a singer who looks like Kitty Wells Make a record high on prescription pills Maybe make a movie just to kill some time Take it out and show it round 'Cuz you can do things here you never have to live down I'm never going back to my one-horse town Start a business organics door to door 'Cuz nobody buys records here anymore Fall in love with the singer but what for These things always end badly, don't they Take it out and show it round 'Cuz you can do things here you never have to live down I'm never going back to my one-horse town Hey all hail the superstar Hey all hail the superstar Hey all hail the superstar Sleep out in the desert Where they keep all the bodies hid Take peyote just like Jimmy did Make a funeral pyre gasoline will get it lit Say a little prayer for the souls departed Take it out and show it round 'Cuz you can do things here you never have to live down I'm never going back to my one-horse town