Thank you,
Please, everybody relax
I'm not actually Wyatt Cenac
Okay, got that out of the way
My name is John Hogmans
Believe me, I'm just as excited as you people are
Unfortunately, Wyatt was called away
At the last minute
He been, um, called to star in a Hollywood
Motion picture and had to get on a plane
Instantaneously
To go to Hollywood to start fliming
Tonight
Beverly Hills Cop 8
You heard the rumors, they're true
Don't tell the internet
He plays Axel Foley the eighth
I think they're going to change it into
Beverly Hills Cop Legacy
So, uh, they didn't know what to do
And they said
"You know, Hogmans own a quarter-(?)
Suit as well"
As you can see, I have stage-two facial hair
So, they asked me to come out, and do
Wyatt's set for you
I just have his notes, he leaved his notes behind
I don't know about this, so I'll do my best
You're correct to applause
This is going to go great, you're not going to regret this
Okay, I just have his notes, so, uh
Joke 1#
Okay, Spiderman
This guy is such a nerd
Okay Spiderman, sure
Um, Spiderman is a funny, uh.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Wyatt Cenac"
Ladies and Gentlemen, Wyatt Cenac!