An old man turned 98
He won the lottery
And wisely chose to recive a lump some
It's a black fly
That's flies while being black
It's a death row pardon
By the govener
And isn't it ironic
No
Isn't it inonic
Yeah
It's like rain
On a rainy day
It's a free ride
In your own car
It's a good advice
That yeild a good resolt
And who would have thought it figures
Resonable people
Mr. "Play It Safe" was afraid fly
He packed his suitcase
And got on a bus
He waited his whole damn life to take that trip
And as the plane crashed down
He thought: "I'm glad I took the bus"
And isn't inonic
Yeah
A little too inonic
Nope
Just the right amount
It's like rain
That gets you wet
It's a free ride
For a lucky hitch hicker
Is a good advice
That you hear imedientally
Cause you're a resonable person
It's a traffic jams
Made out cars
A 'No Smoking' sign
On a lung cancer ward
It's like 10 million spoons
In a giant spoon warehouse
It's like meeting the man of your dreams
And singing some ridiculouse songs with him on stage
(Awwww)