We're having an election in America So there is a bound to be some a Americans that threaten to move to Canada If that person gets elected, I'm moving to Canada I don't remember Canada extending an invitation It's like... And I've been coming to Canada for years Been recruited, zero times No one's ever called doing, "Hey, you live in the States?" "You ever thought of making a move?" "How you feel about clam juice?" He better stop with the clam jokes It's just, it's getting too much In my, uh, hotel, uh, there's a youth hockey team staying there There is a youth hockey team staying in every Canadian hotel Are-are they allowed to go home? How long are these tournaments? Every hotel Every time I'm in an elevator in a Canadian hotel I feel like someone in the other rooms like "Send in the kids with the smelly hockey bags" "There's not enough room" "Just do it, just do it, tell them we'll give 'em clam juice" That better be the last clam juice joke But of course the, the youth hockey league That's all about the Canadian hockey dream, right? There, you know, parents drive their children all around Canada Because there's the dream that maybe their child Might be, just by chance, maybe the next Wayne Gretzky, right? And I'm here to tell you, it's probably not There's only one great one and I-I think he lives in Phoenix Let's kill him I have to go