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Bill Hicks - As Long as We're Talking Shelf Life (Kennedy) lyrics

Artist: Bill Hicks

album: Arizona Bay Extended


Please pay attention to this preflights safety announcements for Glamazonian Airways
All: Welcome Aboard. Glamazonian Airways
Katya: Hello everybody! Is During This Evening! Welcome Aboard I'm Miss Valerie Valentine.
I'm your economy slash coach stewardess or you could call me a flight attendant,
But I don't care for that word "attendant" cause it makes me sound like a waiter or somebody -- I'm not.
I appreciate your attention at this time. We should be taking off shortly. I would expect all kind of madness and turbulence to ensue.
Please fully recline your chairs, turn on the massage function, and get ready to be happy, hunny.
All: Welcomeeeeee Aboard Glamazonian Airways The queens of the sky
There are 8, 000 people on board!
Now listen up. Listen up
Looking for an exit
I'll make it clear.
There are two in the front and one in the rear.
You don't give a beep unless you a frequent flyer
Smoking ain't allowed unless your pussy on fire
All: ohhhh we keep our wigs in the overhead bins. We do
All: Oh, so none of your BEEP is gonna fit in. Sorry bout it
Trixie: If you drink enough alcohol you can fly anywhere, and you don't need a plane.
There's a seat belt seatt belt in each of your seats.
It's there to make you skinny
It's gonna be pulled real tight, real tight, real tight, real tight
All: tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter
Katya: Now really that is far too tight. How do you expect anyone to breathe?
When the oxygen mask drop down.
Soaring through clouds and everyone feels it.
Sucking it in and out getting so high
We can't believe it
All your troubles They'll still be.
Simply come imagination.
Take my hands and fly with me.
On a transworld transportation
Max: There's a man on the window of the plane.
Trixie: It's a woman
Max: It's a man
Trixie: It's a woman
Max: It's a man
Katya: I believe they call them "drag queens
Ginger: If you wanna stay safe. You gotta do what mama says.
All: And be ___ of a water landing. There's only one thing you better do and let's have no misunderstanding none of us is gonna wait for you. You better use this padded ass as a flotation device or else you'll drown.
Kandy: This is only a test.
Ginger: Ahhh!!!
Jasmine: He used to take me to the cockpit. He blindfolded me and say unspeakable things. "Gibberish" And I loved it. I loved it!! OHH I LOVED IT!!!
Kandy: Don't kiss the pilot or he'll fly you away in a moment you'll never forget.
Jaydinn: Nothing you feltis like his manly embrace as he guides you to his cockpit.
Sasha: There are so many things you can do "in your wings?" but never ever ever ever kiss the pilot.
All: Cause that pilot "is, that pilot man is mine?"
Kandy: You bitch
Sasha: OHH!
Ginger: What-ah-.
MKD: You!!
Jasmine: AHH!
Kennedy: And now the "main?" captain of glamazonian airways is proud to present the vocal styling of Miss. Anita Napkin.
MKD: Hi everybody I'm here to tell you to put up your tray tables. Please "SCAT PART"" Put up your tray, Put up your tray tables..." Please put it up now! Put up your.
Jasmine: "Laugh" Wasn't she just great ladies and gentlemen? I had no idea you were so into scat.
Fart noise!!
Kennedy: Oh girl!
Jasmine: Well must I tell you not to fart? I ain't you drag mom. We'll call the TSA if you drop a booty bomb.
Kennedy: The windows never open. There is no way to ventilate but we got Rupaul perfume and we sell it by the case.
Jasmine: Rupaul's glamazon perfume.
All: Glamazonian airways. Glamazonian airways. We are the queens of the sky.
MKD: Come on bitches show them how to WORK. WORK IT BITCH. WORK! WORK IT BITCH WORK...

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