(Yeah, House of Pain)
I'm sick, demented, I came and represented
I rose from the grave, I had a close shave
The cops tried to lock me down
'Cause the Glock they found was stolen
That's how I'm rollin'
Calvin Klein's no friend of mine
So I don't like Marky or the monarchy
Don't start me up like a Rollin' Stone
I leave you sulkin' like Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone"
So get a grip like Steven Tyler
I used to trip with the Divine Styler
Back in the days there were Irish ways
And Irish laws to stand up for the cause
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
Well it's the D to the A, double N, Y, B-O-Y
'Cause I rock shit like Ronnie Dio
It's a black day of rest, quick, run, get your vest
I'm down with the Hill 'cause I still got the skill
To turn the party out it's all about the skyscraper
Your girl caught the vapors so I might videotape her
I make a lot of the paper so I don't have to scrape the
Bottom of the barrel, I rock fly apparel
Now I could pull your card, starting up the Harley Davidson
I got the gun, so the drama, you could save it
Well it's the mad bum Russian, funky with percussion
From L.A. to Flushing, I get your girlie blushin'
I'll cut ya like the butcher, but it ain't Joe the Biter
The old rock a loop 'cause I'm super like Schneider
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
I'm ill, retarded, so don't ya get me started
I might lose my cool, you'll lose if we duel
'Cause I can stomp a hole in the soul of a punk
With the rhymes in my head and the beats in my trunk
I got the skill, kid, and I'm gonna milk it
For all it's worth I'm gettin' mines on earth
So step to the next head or like Sadat X said
"He's gone and that's how it's supposed to be"
Don't stand so close to me 'cause
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man