Whoo-o-oo-oo
Whoo-o-oo-oo
Well the groom was dressed in his sunday best
He made everybody nervous
He'd been named the head of the brand new
Federal faith enforcement service
Standing at his side were the groomsmen
The four doomsmen of the apocalypse
Waiting for the moment the happy couple would lock lips.
And the bride wore white, which was not quite right,
But nobidy raised the question.
'Cause they had a gun trained on anyone
Who might make a rude suggestion.
And president Jesus said: "I pronounce you man and mate".
At the wedding
At the wedding
The wedding of Church and State.
Whoo-o-oo-oo
And James Madison in attendence
Under sedation and coercion
Heard the acolytes read the bill of rights
And I mean the king James version.
And they force fed us all an epsitle of Paul
And a steaming cup of Folgers.
And the well-rehearsed couple
Danced their first dance to "Onward christian soldiers".
And we pledged alligiance to the cross
Saying the national anth-hymn.
So the knot was tied
And the groom and bride
Ordered Bill Mahr's execution.
And they left real soon
On their honeymoon
Where they screw the constitution.
And their first child will be a
Judeo-christian sharia.
Great idea! Finally a wedding.
A wedding of church and state.
Whoo-o-oo-oo
A wedding of church and state.
Whoo-o-oo-oo
A wedding of church and state.
They've only just begun.