And now I would like to present
The Russian alphabet
A is for Ace
B is for Bubblesorr
C is for Cizzle
D is for Deeez nuts
E is for Emichael Jackson auditorium
F is for F I fall in love it will be forver
G is for Giggle
Giggle
G is for Gibbler
Kimmy
H is for Heichikousninger
I is for Igor
J is for Juicy Juice
K is for Kswisse
L is for Lephant titus don't even get me started
M is for Momma said knock you ousshh
N is for Nastasia
O is for Oooooh snap
P is for Pubics
Q is for Qube
R is for Rubics
S is for Syche you ousshh
T is for Torn
I am torn between two G's
G for Giggle
And G for Gibbler
I do not know which I like best therefore I am T for torn
U is for Ulf dollar nipples
Is supposed to sound like Half dollar nipples
But because it is U it sounds like Ulf dollar nipples
V is for Very big bush
W is for Double dutch bump rope
X is for big pussy
Y is for Nyat
Z is for Zubaleezoo
Those were the lower case letters
And now I would like present the uppercase
A Asshole fuck you mother fucker get the fuck out of my house mother fucker
B Bitch fuck you bitch get the fuck out my house mother fucker
C Cocksucker mother fucker get the fuck out my house mother fucker
D Do it get the fuck out my house mother fucker
E Eright now get the fuck out my house mother fucker
F Fuck you get the fuck out my house mother fucker
G Get out get the fuck out my house mother fucker
H House its mine get the fuck out my house mother fucker
I I'm serious get the fuck out my house mother fucker
J Joking? No I'm not joking get the fuck out my house mother fucker
K Kick your ass I'll do it get the fuck out my house mother fucker
L Look fuck you get the fuck out my house mother fucker
M McDonald's fine go there I don't give shit just get the fuck out my house mother fucker
N Now do it now get the fuck out my house mother fucker
O Olright get the fuck out my house mother fucker
P Please just get the fuck out my house mother fucker
Q Quan't you understand get the fuck out my house mother fucker
R Ready or not get the fuck out my house
S Still here no shit get the fuck out my house mother fucker
T The fuck out my house get
U Urrr just get the fuck out my house mother fucker
V Vuck you get the vuck out my house mother vucker
W What I just say get the fuck out my house mother fucker
X Xit the house get the fuck out the house
Y Yes right now get the fuck out the house
Z Zebra
I would just like to apologise
I don't like to use curse words
But
I used curse words in that last piece to maintain the integrity of that character