Hey I got this funny feeling Stirring deep down in my balls I'm gonna stand in fuckin' crowds And rub myself against you all My stiffies rubbin', shuntin', and I'm Fucking gruntin' I like the nylon blouse you wear I'm a weirdo - or so my momma tells me I wanna blow chunks everywhere Ohhh... ride... sugar A wet spot in my duds I'm making It's all tense around my ten foot pole Now I'm shakin' yeah shaking I gotta get me some more sweet Bacon This feeling's happenin' in my Strides I'm a stroker, I'm a pleasure poker I'm a crowd pleasin' son of a gun