It started out, As a romantic evening with my 300 pound aunt Phyllis We had a bucket of ice and the finest champagne On this fat bitches body, My fluids are soon to reign The thought of running water turned me into a madman As I pulled down my pants and pissed on her face She sat there quite clueless, Eating her steak! Psychotic impulses spurting out though my dick A full bladder, Has once again, Drove me to insanity... It dripped down her neck, To her jiggly fat tits, The fat bitch is lucky, I don't have the shits!