He's a criminal A mastermind Just a murderer By his design He's an animal He's a high class villain and he's got himself a villainous plot He's gonna set fire to your hotel room He's gonna smoke you out, make you choke on fumes He'll take you higher, and higher, and throw you out over the wall He's nothin' but an animal An animal He's a liar It's pathological No he's no better It's inconceivable I swear it's madness He tells all the ungodly, unbearable, unthinkable lies And then they fly out his mouth all covered in spit He says, "Smell my flower," but it smells like shit He's a dog, a dog, the dirtiest one of 'em all He's nothin' but an animal An animal An animal Early in the morning He opens his eyes Looks in the mirror Just to brush off the mange He wears bright white sheets and he sleeps at night He says, "Turn round left," but he goes round right And when the money comes callin' he gets down on his knees He's nothin' at all Nothin' but an animal An animal That's what I'm sayin' about the mother fucker That's what I'm sayin' He's the liar And he's the criminal And he's a murder And he's nothin' but an animal