I'm Jennifer! I'm chic!
My eyebrows are on fleek!
I'm perfect! And pretty!
You wanna play hello titty?!
Let's go Devils! *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
Let's go Devils! *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
Boys love me! Of course!
I am a tour de force!
I'm Hell in stilletos!
The girls are lime green Jell-o!
Let's go Devils! *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
Let's go Devils! *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
Like, Oh. My. God. This super cool band is playing tonight!
The singer's soooo hot! I can't believe Needy turned down my invite!
Needy's my biff, my bitch, and not to offend
But she's kind of lame, she's my dorky bestest friend!
When I sulk, I win
When I pout, she gives in
So here we are at this scuzzy bar...
And the band are playing -
"Through the trees, I will find you
I will heal, I will guide you"
Now everything's burning, everyone's screaming
Melody Lane's on fire...
The singer of the band takes me to their van
Away from that funeral pyre...(it's my funeral)
Now I'm tied to a rock
And they're stabbing my chest
They laugh as I cry
As I'm slowly possessed
I feel my body dying...
What's wrong with me?
Something stirring, begging to be free...
It growls, and claws... I need to feed...
I'm hungry...
For flesh...
Can't hurt my biff... I'll hurt a boy...
That's just what I need... to feel... like... me...
D-E! V-I! L-S! Go Devils!
D-E! V-I! L-S! Go Devils!
D-E! V-I! L-S! Go Devils!
Like, Oh! My! God! I'm even hotter than I was before!
I'm like an X-Man with super powers, when I'm full on blood and flesh and gore!
Cross out Needy! God, she's such a bore!
Wants me not to feed? Boo! She's a whore!
'Cause they're only boys
And they're my toys!
Now everyone loves that creepy band
And that fucking song -
"Through the trees, I will guide you"
I... will...
Eat you! Consume your soul!
I need you hopeless and weak, on your fucking knees!
It tastes so good when I'm in control...
I... will...
Kill you! Break your bones!
You're like lasagne with teeth, you're nothing to me!
Just a victim of your own hormones...
Needy rains on my parade
That bitch should watch out, be afraid!
*Why can't she accept? Why must she reject?
I am a God and she will bow!*
She's my chick, my biff, sidekick
But still she picks that pencil dick!?
*Give her what she wants, I kiss and I flaunt
But still she looks at me like I'm*
Dead
My fury rises, blood red
If she wants evil then she'll see
Just how cold her biff can be
I'm Jennifer! I'm evil!
I'm totally fucking lethal!
I'm vengeful, a meany!
I'm coming for you Needy!
Let's go Devils! *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
Let's go Devils! *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
Seduce her boyfriend, make her see
I always win, don't mess with me!
She comes to save him, we throw down
The end of the line, our biff showdown
So I've lost my best friend, we've come to the end
And it makes me want to cry...
She screams and she shouts, she crosses me out
Sandbox love; it should never die...
But she's holding me down
And she's stabbing my chest
She looks in my eyes
As I take my last breath
I feel my body dying...
What's wrong with me?
My vision fading, I can't see...