Playing like gypsies and laughing all the time Screwing all the shows and drinking all the bar Always out of tune and never in time Now you know why we play so loud You just came to open up your mouth Not enough of this... Not enough of that... Keep your good advices for another band Tonight we are too drunk too understand We are the Dead Krazukies, welcome to the show We gonna play like shit but we don't care at all We still don't know why you came, welcome to the show We hope you beer is good cause we are not at all Living the dream, rebel as a rock star You spend your life with mom and your guitar 30 years thinking you're the best in town They're all assholes and you don't need no one This time again I see you down the stage Rubbing your hands, a big smile on your face We gonna suck but playing anyway The only thing is we don't fucking care We are the Dead Krazukies, welcome to the show We gonna play like shit but we don't care at all We still don't know why you came, welcome to the show We hope you beer is good cause we are not at all