How many lightbulbs does it take to change the mood? If it's how many he did I think I'm screwed And how many problems can you fit in your limousine? Let's take 'em around the back to the cash machine And if my eyes open for business Or my heart comes home for Christmas Then I will take you surfing in the sky No, I can't walk on water But if you've ever wondered why Lemme take you surfing in the sky What do you get when you cross the Rubicon With a man who said self-humor's all gone? You tell me I'm the one but I'm the one that gets away So when you take your shot and there's no one left to play And you've got nothing left to give I'll give you a month to live And I will take you surfing in the sky To keep you out of reach Of every other guy I will take you surfing in the sky Woah I was made to measure The sauciest way to pleasure So I can take you surfing in the sky Some say "hallelujah" And some are even high So baby let's go surfing in the sky Baby let's go surfing in the sky Baby let's go surfing in the sky