Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god they're gonna eat me up for breakfast You think you look good in whatever they sugarcoat you in If my body is a temple you can worship at my feet but it might kick you in the teeth some So even when you're spitting blood you would save a thought for me Cos I got so down I held the world to ransom Lonely, bored and bad thank god I'm handsome (so handsome) I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I should be picking up the pieces But it doesn't really matter as once you thought it would when you got nothing to lose Everybody else I know would talk to me of misery as if it was contagious So come to me and promise me you'll catch me if you can Cos I got so down I held the world to ransom Lonely, bored and bad thank god I'm handsome I'm as awful as they come oh what a pity So I thank the lord above that I am pretty (so pretty) P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p so pretty I'm p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p so pretty Well I got so down I held the world to ransom Lonely, bored and bad thank god I'm handsome Arresting, prepossessing and disarming Oh what a stroke of luck that I am charming With a hand layed out upon me by committee I just thank the lord above that I am pretty (so pretty)