Schizophrenic baby I love both of you Schizophrenic baby Say you love me too You too Now when our romance has just begun I know when everything's said and done I'm getting two for the price of one What fun Schizophrenic baby All my life through You will hear me saying I love both of you I do Baby how happy we're gonna be Living together (?) You and your split personality And me Schizophrenic baby I've got news for you Schizophrenic baby I'm a schizo too Me too My alter ego and you and me And your alter ego we all will be Engaged in a new group activity You'll see Baby let's make it unanimous Just us