Sid's Dad: Everyone, come see my son, the knight!
Sid's Mom and Dad: Oy, what a knight!
Sid's Dad: Gather 'round you peasants!
Sid's Mom: Look who's graced us with his presence!
Male Peasant #1: What a hero!
Female Peasant #1: What a mensch!
All: Oy, what a knight!
Sid's Dad: Plus the kid's on fire
With a farkakte squire!
Sid's Mom: And a little shiksa wench!
Female Peasants: Oy, what a knight!
God, is he to die for,
Any girl would give an eye for
Such a hunk of kosher meat!
Oy, what a knight!
Female Peasant #2: Handsome...
Female Peasant #3: And a charmer!
Female Peasant #4: Is it true that 'neath that armour—
Isabella: Shh, he likes to be discreet.
Rabbi: Speaking as his rabbi,
Why am I not surprised?
Our Sidney is the knight who put
The "sir" in "circumcised"!
All: Oy, what a knight!
Male Peasant #2: So how's the business going?
Sid: You know, jousting, tally-ho-ing,
Saving damsels in distress.
All: Oy, what a knight!
Sid: Oh, did I mention slaying?
I did lots of it, just saying.
Sid's Dad: That's our Sidney, the success!
All: Hey!
Isabella: What a gorgeous family,
Your Sid can do no wrong.
Who knew he came from such a lovely home?
Of course, I'll be converting,
So I'm sure we'll get along.
Sid's Mom: Honey, please, you had me at "shalom"!
All: Oy, what a squire!
Male Peasant #3: So tell us 'bout Sir Sidney.
Galavant: No.
Isabella: He saved your life once, didn't he?
Galavant: No.
Isabella: So twice?
Galavant: No.
Isabella: Thrice? Do share.
Men: Oy, what a knight!
Women: Oy, what a!
All: Didle, deedle, daidle!
Men: He's our hero!
Women: He's my idol!
All: Adored by one and all!
Sid: You guys!
Sid's Dad: And so, tonight,
To honor our crusader...
Sid's Mom: You are all invited later
Sid's Mom and Dad: To a fancy-shmancy ball!
All: Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy,
Oy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy!
Oy, what a knight!
Oy, what a knight! Hey!