I took the road less traveled And I ended up alone A thousand miles from home Thinking about you baby You know We don't really have to be So damn perfectly impressed By our roots of evil And they're Lying on the couch And wiping off those flowers from your lips Watching TV Picking out your Sunday Dresses Trying not to look at your phone I need everyone to tell me I'm their best friend I will never leave them alone I need everyone to tell me I'm their best friend Stick around until the very end