It's so easy being lonely With the lovers on the tele With the evil in my brain That is driving me insane With the blood on my talons Is it easy being lovely With those flowers in your hair When my sermon is dull and boring I can't keep you from exploring The ways of love and living life And it's not quite the loneliest feeling That I've felt No, it's not quite the loneliest feeling Yeah I'm staying home After work I'm not leaving home Can't talk, won't leave my room When I die, they'll say, "Oh man, yeah, he was doomed from the start" It's so easy being ugly When there's nothing left to stop me When their sermon's dull and boring They can't keep me from exploring The ways of love and living life