I met this girl for the first time on Saturday night Standing in the queue at the Odeon alright Oh I took her by surprise When I gave her one of my lines She started smiling at me real fine (ha ha) That's when I said Can I sit next to you, girl Can I sit next to you, girl Can I sit next to you, girl Can I sit next to you, girl Can I sit next to you? At intermission we were doing alright Until this guy came up and stood by her side Oh I took him by surprise When I gave him one of my lines She started smiling at me real fine And that's when I said Can I sit next to you, girl Can I sit next to you Yeah, c'mon now! So let me! Can I sit next to you, girl Can I sit next to you Can I sit next to you, girl Can I sit next to you, Lick your ear Can I sit next to you, girl C'mon! Can I sit next to you, girl Can I?