Girl, it's quick in this town There's a couple things you need To get you through the good days All the bad days, and in between For a broken heart, a broken nail A broken bank account There's a perfect combination That always works it out Takes a little bit of Jesus It takes a whole lotta hairspray To keep the pieces of this crazy life Perfectly in place You might think you're a tough girl But tough ain't enough, girl You need two things holdin' down the fort When the storm blows your way Jesus and hairspray Now keep it all together When everything goes wrong From double shifts and whiny kids To the mother-in-laws Oh, the Bible says that there's temptation There's a way out, you can bet (Ooh) So we say a little prayer And we pull out the Aquanet Takes a little bit of Jesus Takes a whole lotta hairspray To keep the pieces of this crazy life Perfectly in place You might think you're a tough girl But tough ain't enough, girl You need two things holdin' down the fort When the storm blows your way Jesus and hairspray The higher the hair Closer to heaven (Ooh) I know the trials are gonna come (Ooh) Just let 'em Takes a little bit of Jesus It takes a whole lotta hairspray To keep the pieces of this crazy life Perfectly in place You might think you're a tough girl But tough ain't enough, girl You need two things holdin' down the fort When the storm blows your way Jesus and hairspray Jesus and hairspray