Of course I always told myself You know how women get I'll bet i could have Handled him If only we had met Where other women failed him When other women tried I alone Could cater to His passions and His pride Talk about Deflated egos That was the woman's thing Christ we only felt complete At the feet At the feet Of a king Of course I'm liberated now I see life as it is I call my soul My very own And i no longer Covet his No one else can get you through I've learned With some regret I've outgrown all my heroes I am cured of kings And yet And yet The other night By chance i saw him There on the tv screen Overbearing arrogant Marvelous marvelous And oh so mean And that old addiction Gripped me You know how women get I'll bet i could have Handled him If only we had met Oh i'll bet I could have handled him If only We had met.