Hog child bringin' myself down Hog child, there's one in every town No one seems to know why you're around Yeah! You think you're wild, yes, you think you are Lard piled up inside your car Hide at the backstage, go grab yourself a star Teen time magazines, you have them all Pictures of them all you have up on your wall Oh, yeah! Oh no, plaster casters card up on your door Seems they just don't want to anymore Whoo, falling down, you bounce across the floor Hog child, what you gonna do? Piggy woman, is this really you? Don't be sad now, just reduce your blues And all so soon you'll find How to leave these bungling zeppelin blues behind Hog child blues behind Yeah!