One second please The priest wears a black eye patch and fake Prada perfume On his walking cane is the Holy Roman ring He wants to blindfold you all alone in his bedroom In the land of the blind the one eyed-man is king Hosanna closes her eyes at Saint Peter's urging She tapes them shut so she can't see anything She don't know it yet, but she's no longer virgin Here in the land of the blind, the one-eyed snake is king The cyclops in the White House understands it Keeps everyone snow blind from the great west wing He knows your rules don't apply here in the snake pit It's a land of the blind and the one eyed-man is king Oh, every night you pray or is it wishing? Cause you're in no position to ask for anything I'm guided by a warning light from heaven Inspired by the violent Arab Spring I nearly died once in a wrecked Porsche 911 But in the land of the dead, the dying man is king You're looking for someone to lead you through this I'm standing here, let's do this Throw my hat into the ring He sentenced me to eternity in exile Then drew the battle lines with David's sling He gave every sightless clown a nuclear missile In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king Oh, meet me at your mama's by the parkway And I'll free your soul from every apron string In the execution hood you wore on Saint's Day We'll join the land of the blind where the one eyed man is king