He said "no Mom, hold your tears" You always said I was going to be Somebody someday As she wept He left for Life on Mars A cheap guitar In a beat up case On his way to find first base In Tinseltown That's where he's going to Tinseltown He's gotta make into Tinseltown He met a Molotov Cocktail girl She was tall He fell in love On Hollywood and Vine She starred in something Called, "Girl on Sofa" Oh no... A little money Meant alot in those days I dress to excess now Who names the Hurricanes That blow through Tinseltown Friday at Sunset In Tinseltown Alot of people go to Tinseltown I am a media guy I have to know Exactly what is happening When it's happening I am a media guy I am a media guy Someday I will President of Hollywood Tinseltown Friday at Sunset See all the people drive to Tinseltown Live the movie life in Tinseltown (Let's Give this town a haircut) Make it safe to shop in Tinseltown 'Cause I was born to shop