Silent Night I got evenings to spare That nobody will share I guess there ain't no Santa Clause I don't flirt, I don't dance Cause I don't get a chance I guess there ain't no Santa Clause Jingle Bells Wedding Bells Ring so merely But Jingle Bells And Wedding Bells Never ring for me Like the clock on the shelf I hold hands with myself I guess there ain't no Santa Claus I got wine, I got cheer I got nobody here I guess there ain't no Santa Claus Well they sure got it right When they sing Silent Night I guess there ain't no Santa Claus Lovers walk, holding hands Everywhere I go Ready, set, here I stand 'Neath the mistle toe Sugarplums in my head Only me in my bed I guess there ain't no Santa Claus My dad and mother Told one another They saw a future for me But since I've grown up I got to own up It's not like they said it would be Lovers walk, holding hands Everywhere I go Ready, set, here I stand 'Neath the mistle toe Sugarplums in my head Only me in my bed I guess there ain't no Santa Claus I guess there ain't no Santa Claus I guess Guess there ain't no Santa Claus