Went to my family doctor For a pain inside my head Told him that since you left me I was feelin' like just about dead Doctor, what can you give me And should I take one or two Can you tell me just what it's gonna do Will it save me from what I'm goin' through Will it ease the pain Will it ease the pain Will it help to pacify my brain He told me not to worry He said to come back next week He asked me for a picture Of the girl who made me lose my sleep Well, all week long I suffered Didn't know what to do But went back to him when the week was Through And he gave me an artificial you And it eased the pain Yes, it eased the pain It completely satisfied my brain.