Welcome to the music Welcome to the guitar man Know you're gonna love it Gonna do the best we can And to help us along Think we're gonna need us a band Lately we been playin' Travelin' in the jets and cars Smilin' at the people Lookin' at the rock and roll stars I tell you Carnegie Hall's better than those honky-tonk bars Well if it's true what music can do To soothe the savage beast like they say Well just relax and lie on your backs 'Cause beastly is the way we play Now we're through talkin' Gonna speak another key Love to play it funky Love to hear the symphony And to start us along Larry's gonna play it in "C" ♪ So don't touch that dial Won't you come and stay for awhile