A husband
That's the last thing on earth she'd ever need
Why would you go and marry someone big and hairy
Sounds like a buzz saw when he sleeps
Babies
Yeah, they always got on her last nerve
They are loud and dirty and hungry and thirsty
And bound to spit up on your shirt
A piece 'a land, green trash can
Sittin' at the curb by the minivan
That's the picture in her head used to make her cringe
Yeah, but that was then
Now she's got everything, everything she
Everything she always thought she never wanted
Right down to the checkered apron
And the cookies in a jar
It's everything, everything she
Everything she always thought she never wanted
She never wanted
But she loves it
(Yeah, she) really loves it
One man
The only man she used to love was Benjamin
Talkin' 'bout Franklin
Greenbacks spankin' new in her hand
Itchin' to be spent
And all that mattered was that ladder
Brass was the only kinda ring she was after
When she finally made it to the top
It wasn't what she thought
Now she's got everything, everything she
Everything she always thought she never wanted
Right down to the checkered apron
And the cookies in a jar
It's everything, everything she
Everything she always thought she never wanted
She never wanted
But she loves it
(Yeah, she) really loves it
It's nothin' like her dreams
She's nothin' like she thought she'd be
Oh, but there's nothin' she would change
'Cause she's got everything, everything she
Everything she always thought she never wanted
Right down to the checkered apron
And the cookies in a jar
It's everything, everything
Everything she always thought she never wanted
She never wanted
And she loves it, ha ha
Yeah, she really loves it
Whoa, she loves it
(She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
She really loves it
(She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
Oooh, ooh
(She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
She really loves it
(She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
Ooh, she loves her life