I helped you find her diamond ring You made me try it on and everything Tomorrow you both say I do I'll be there 'cause that's what best friends do I should win an Oscar Best actress in a show You always see me smilin' Little do you know I'm lying, I'm a liar The biggest liar in the world I'm crying, I'm crying Like I've never cried before I know you always heard me say You'll meet the perfect girl one day The night you called and told me the news I said I couldn't be more thrilled for you This might be funny timing Probably doesn't matter now I never thought I'd say this But I just figured out I'm lying, I'm a liar The biggest liar in the world I'm crying, I'm crying Like I've never cried before If I ever tell you That I've found the perfect man That he's everything I ever wanted Just as I had planned I'm lying, I'm a liar The biggest liar in the world I'm crying, I'm crying Like I've never cried before I helped you find her diamond ring You made me try it on and everything