Stand up and say your name. It's now your turn to voice your complaints of me since i seem to be such a terrible person and i seem to have done you all wrong. But, oh yeah, before you begin, fuck you! You can't suck me into your drama. I have real problems and, believe me, you never took the time to know them. So don't be expecting me to say "you're welcome." I wouldn't thank you if you saved my life. These are twelve of the twelve steps in a twelve step program. And everyone seems to think that they know me so well but they don't know shit. So listen up! Because i don't need you to tell me my problems. I drink because i know them all to well.