Yesterday I saw you on my TV screen You looked so cool in Glamour magazine Even when you lose that face of gold You'll still be my teen centerfold Even when you're 34 years old You'll still be my teen centerfold I see your centerfolds all over the place You looked so rad with a staple in your face The guys at school talk about getting in your pants But they don't know a thing about teen romance With you I have clear pores