Sarah went away for the summer And she came back looking hotter than ever With a new haircut and liner on her eyes When she was ugly She was the nicest girl Now she thinks she owns the world And the hearts of all the guys She says, Everyone is stupid She even thinks I'm stupid But thats okay by me She used to look retarded But now I'm retarded For that girl out of my league Sarah's got popularity Sarah won't take a second look at me Sarah don't talk to the ugly Her best friend is a mirror But I don't think I blame her Cuz if I looked that cool I would have my nose up in the air too She used to let me copy her homework But now she says I'm a stupid jerk So I'm all alone with bad grades I flunked English thanks to her new charm But I still want her in my arms Even though she's from outer space