I love that girl,'cause that girl she a sweet thing
And I love to watch her when she's lying in her backyard
And I'd sell the whole world for just one meeting
'Cause she doesn't know anything about the feelings in my heart
So one day when I looked outside again
I thought this time I've got take my chance
To walk over to her and ask if we could be friends
Or even more if she wants on what ever that depends
But when I tried to she just looked at me
More annoyed than interested and surely not pleased
She said: "What the fuck you want, boy, can't you see: I don't date freaks!"
She don't love me She don't love me
No no, she don't love me 'cause she thinks I'm a dirty freak
No she don't love me 'cause she don't wanna be seen with me
And then I thought: "maybe I should bring
A little present when I tried for the next time."
So I got up and bought a little diamond ring
And I went over to her asking: "Now that I got this ring, do you wanna be mine?"
And she said: "Apparently you want to marry me but the way you look is kinda scarin' me
So please go away 'cause you embarrass me.
I don't wanna be seen with such a hairy beast.
I beg you desperately to drop your fantasies
'Cause I can guarantee you're not the man for me.
If you don't get that go away, boy, can't you see:
I don't date freaks!"