Welcome to the pharmacy, we got just what you need
To mix all of your frustrations with a bit of irony
I'll put on my sarcastic smile and show you how I bleed
I'll make you forget what you think you know about me
You're upset again?
Well, you're not alone
I've got the Devil on my side, so I have demons of my own
And you will never understand what it's like to miss home
But maybe you could if you would just pick up the phone
There was a time when you'd give me your word and
I could count on you to follow through, 'cause I deserve it
If you are the endgame and I am the start, then
I actually hope that somewhere in between I fall apart
Call me a loser and that's exactly what I'll be
'Cause I lose everything, from your interest to my keys
Call me a loser and that's exactly what I'll be
Welcome to the pharmacy, we got just what you need
To mix all of your frustrations with a bit of irony
I'll put on my sarcastic smile and show you how I bleed
I'll make you forget what you think you know about me
Hold on, I'd like to propose a toast
To broken promises and broken bones
Hiding in your closet under piles of clothes
Yeah, but everybody knows
I'm a disaster, hang me from the rafters
Maybe then I'll finally get: "Happy Ever After"
Write my epitaph on the headboard of my bed
And hopefully tomorrow morning, I'll wake up dead
(Is this what you wanted?)
Welcome to the pharmacy, we got just what you need
To mix all of your frustrations with a bit of irony
I'll put on my sarcastic smile and show you how I bleed
I'll make you remember that you don't know shit about me
Call me a liar and that's exactly what I'll be
I'll lie with death if just to make you fucking scared of me
Call me a liar and that's exactly what I'll be
Growing up, I was afraid of the world
And you were the one who always wanted more
But while I had monsters under my bed
You've always had them in yours
I guess I wished that I was your monster
I guess I've just always been your ghost
So why am I the one feeling haunted by you?
Is this what you wanted?