Woke up at four with my head on the floor
I'm not sure what happened last night
Called up a friend never drinking again
This hangover tells me I had the night of my life
But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize
I live my life with no regrets
Judge and jury I plead the fifth
I wouldn't change a single thing oh no
I'm living with no regrets
But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize
She said I showed up shit-faced stumbled into her place
Dropped my pants straight to the floor
Can't comprehend how this keeps happening
But I heard it was the best sex of her life
But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize
I live my life with no regrets
Judge and jury I plead the fifth
I wouldn't change a single thing oh no
I'm living with no regrets
But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize
I'm just being myself
Won't live for anyone else
Why can't you see it you won't admit it
You hate being yourself
Wish you were anyone else
You're so pathetic you'll never get it
Went out at ten with two bottles of Jim
I won't put them down 'till they're dry
Called up some friends never sleeping again
It's gonna be one hell of a Monday night
But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize
I live my life with no regrets
Judge and jury I plead the fifth
I wouldn't change a single thing oh no
I'm living with no regrets
But I don't care at least I'm honest
I won't ever apologize
I'm livin' life with no regrets
And no I won't apologize