If I were a rich man With a million or two I'd live in a penthouse In a room with a view And if I were handsome, it could happen Those dreams do come true I wouldn't have nothing If I didn't have you Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have Wouldn't have nothing For years I have envied Your grace and your charm Everyone loves you, you know Yes, I know, I know, I know But I must admit it Big guy, you always come through I wouldn't have nothing If I didn't have you You and me together That's how it always should be One without the other Don't mean nothing to me Nothing to me Yes I wouldn't be nothing If I didn't have you to serve I'm just a punky little eyeball And an ugly little optic nerve Hey, I never told you this but Sometimes I get a little blue But I wouldn't have nothing If I didn't have you Dance with me I wouldn't be nothing If I didn't have you I wouldn't know where to go Wouldn't know what to do I don't have to say it 'Cause we both know it's true I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you