Hello, Joey baby! You like my looks?
Yikes! Oh my gosh
What did you do na to yourself?
I think you are over na
Ows, talaga?
Every tenga has five earrings, and sa tongue mo, there is piercing
Pati pusod, binutingting (ganda, 'no?)
There's tattoo pang bird sa legs niya, at the back and sa behind niya
Sa singit, there is din (painful nga, eh)
Hayop ang paepek-epek mo, from your toe up to the ulo
I think you're going loco (sobra ka naman, 'di naman)
Ayoko sa mga babae (epek-epek)
Ang paepek-epek ay so marami (epek-epek)
I like she's only plain and simple (epek-epek)
Sa paepek-epek ay not so grabe
Basta't you're always bagong ligo (epek-epek)
Even your shampoo's only gugo (epek-epek)
As long as you're always changing panty (epek-epek)
So you will not smell yucky like poultry (ano 'ko, manok?)
Color of your hair, so plenty, it looks dirty and kadiri
You're like a taong greasy (ay, sobra ka na, ha)
I can see the strap of your bra, your t-back is kitang-kita
The brand is showing pa (hoy, mahal 'yan)
Hayop ang paepek-epek mo, from your toe up to your ulo
I think you're going loco (hay, sobra ka na talaga)
Ayoko sa mga babae (epek-epek)
Ang paepek-epek ay so marami (epek-epek)
I like she's only plain and simple (epek-epek)
Sa paepek-epek ay not so grabe
Basta't you're always bagong ligo (epek-epek)
Even your shampoo's only gugo (epek-epek)
As long as you're always changing panty (epek-epek)
So you will not smell yucky like poultry
Why, Joey baby? Don't you like my look?
Tomache
What tomache? Who's tomache?
I-, I mean, sobra, eh, too much, eh
Ah, ganon ba 'yon?
Hayop ang paepek-epek mo, from your toe up to the ulo
I think you're going loco (I'm getting mad na, ha)
Ayoko sa mga babae (epek-epek)
Ang paepek-epek ay so marami (epek-epek)
I like she's only plain and simple (epek-epek)
Sa paepek-epek ay not so grabe
Basta't you're always bagong ligo (epek-epek)
Even your shampoo's only gugo (epek-epek)
As long as you're always changing panty (epek-epek)
So you will not smell yucky like poultry (ay, naku, ayoko na)
Because, darling, it might make me puke, eh (yikes, sobra ka)
Because, darling, it might make me puke, eh