I was going to the pub THEY WON'T LET YA I was going to the local restaurant I went out to have a beer I just went out, who fuckin' cares I ordered a beer, I ordered two I ordered some more, I ordered for you It's hard to stand, its hard to walk It's hard to keep awake, it's hard to talk I wanna go and shout in the street I wanna kick and use my feet I wanna take a crap in the ladies room On the nude beach I want to zoom I was going to the pub I was going to the fancy restaurant I wanna fuck a fucking princess I wanted this to be a beautiful ballad (THE BAND WONT LET YA)