Oliver Tweak was a stone freak A giant in his day When Oliver Tweak was a little stone freak He picked up a rock on his way A rock on his way to school In the beginning When Oliver Tweak was supposed to be Kissin' the girls 'neath the shady tree Where do you think Oliver would be? He was pickin' up stones in the stone country Stone country was he Then one day, Oliver Found out he was Oliver Oliver Tweak Oliver Tweak Then one day, Oliver Found out he was Oliver Oliver Tweak Oliver Tweak Oliver Tweak, he went to town He looked everywhere and all around There were no stones that could be found Not one stone that could be found around Poor Oliver The moral of the story is what you might guess The ending didn't turn out for the best The townspeople stoned and stoned the little stone freak And that was the quieting of Oliver Tweak Oliver Tweak Tweak