Many wondered where it was They'd seen it earlier mouthing words But the P.C. head was not invited Later on was never sighted The other head, on the other hand Was full of devilment and plans To likewise entertain and shock With dark and dirty on the rock Two headed are we all Ebeneezer and Monty Hall Two headed to the core G.G. Allin and Tipper Gore And if it's two for you, it's two for me Two headed, let it be Two for us, it's two for them Two headed Sometimes both heads hang in shame Both inclined to pass the blame Gold star for the soap box felon Aspirin for the throbbing melon Two headed are we all Ebeneezer and Monty Hall Two headed to the core G.G. Allin and Tipper Gore And maybe they left reassured Few of us are ever cured The other head has it's place too It's O.K. for us all to have two We have no time to theorize On our chances for the nobel prize Leisure time is occupied Watching little bubbles rise Two headed are we all Ebeneezer and Monty Hall Two headed to the core G.G. Allin and Tipper Gore And if it's two for you, it's two for me Two headed let it be It's for us, it's two for them Two headed, two headed Two for you and two for me Two headed let it be Two for us and two for them Two headed