At the corner of Elm and Northeast Houston Staring up at the Southeast window Someone circled allegedly I refuse to pay six bucks to see People posing on the grassy knoll How many was that just him and Lincoln? I was squinting through the sun, do they count the bottom floor as 'one'? And I phoned home from the bottom of the building with the '6th floor' You seem unimpressed at best that I phoned home From the bottom of the building with the '6th floor' aah-ho Suitable for family viewing, cracked a joke about who he was screwing Stood in the centre of a concrete square (Human nature took me there) Debbie did Dallas yah, so did I Found myself taking pictures of a brown stone against a blue sky Blue sky, oh-ho, oh-ho, oh-ho, oh-ho Oh-ho, oh-ho And I phoned home from the bottom of the building with the '6th floor' You seem unimpressed at best that I phoned home From the bottom of the building with the '6th floor' And I phoned home from the bottom of the building with the '6th floor' You seem unimpressed at best that I phoned home From the bottom of the building with the '6th floor' aah-ho, oh-ho Oh-ho, oh-ho, oh-ho, oh-hoe